Valentine's Day
- Mike: Hey, we're going to the bar. You wanna come?
- Me: What's it going to be like?
- Mike: A bunch of horny drunk single people.
- Me: Wow, that's pretty depressing.
- Mike: Yeah, you should come.
- Me: I'll go if I can't find anything more depressing to do.
- (My search for a perfectly miserably Valentine's day continues. -insert "soon" meme-)
