February 2012
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Excuse of the morning.
If I had a dishwasher I would cook more often.
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Yoga
I’ll make it quick.
I love yoga. Sounds feminine, but that’s never stopped me from enjoying life. It was Friday and I was just in time for the afternoon session of “gentle” yoga. It’s a rehabilitating yoga I had never taken before. It consisted of long stretches and deep breathing. The yoga instructors not really attractive, although she is in great shape.
So...
Fall asleep early, stay up all night.
The later it gets, the hungrier I become.
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Friday
Almost shit myself. I went vegetarian for a week, and upon my return to meat I had a bunch of pizza. My stomach wasn’t used to all the grease and unhealthy stuff.
Any day were you don’t shit yourself is a good day.
(Also, I did some yoga later that afternoon and had a half boner—- I’ll get into detail when I get back from class)
Signatures
Whilst out and about getting signatures with Sam.
Me: It’s for a student film. We won’t be loud.
Her: Okay
She grabs the paper and pen.
Her: So what exactly am I signing away here?
Me: Your soul.
She laughs.
Me: No, sorry that was a bad joke. It’s so that the permit office knows you’ve been notified.
Making a stranger laugh = FUCK YEAH
Facebook
My status update’s a hit.
Five minutes into existence and it has three likes and a comment.
I’m a fucking star.
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ridingincarswithfriends replied to your post: So incredibly lazy this morning. Class started ten…
tsk tsk whats wrong?? LOL
haha I was being reaaallly lazy. Btw I’m learning all sorts of salsa moves! Basically, I’m getting all types of rad. We gots ta salsa soon! with everyone!
So incredibly lazy this morning. Class started ten minutes ago. Fuuuuuck.
Must… jump… in shower.
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AND IN AN UNPRECEDENTED TURN OF EVENTS...
I hung out with the attractive, charming Regina all night! What?! How’d that happen?
She’s 25, female (yet to be proven), funny, and genuinely nice.
That was random! She… what? I’m a little confused. I feel like there may be something going on there… But I don’t know if I should ask her out, or if that was just a really nice time shared between two friends....
The Search Ends?
Me: I don't know what to do yet.
Brandon: You want to get high and watch When Harry Met Sally?
Me: It's perfect. The search... it's over.
Brandon: huh-
Me: shhh... shhh Brandon, It's okay. It's all going to be okay.
The Search Continues.
I just want to do something really sad and almost pathetic. LIke furiously masturbate… no-no-no. I can start off my night by furiously masturbating, then drink a bottle of whiskey alone in my apartment, afterwards I’ll call all my ex-girlfriends drunk, I’ll go on facebook to find couples and sarcastically comment “I’m so happy for you.” The night will peak...
Valentine's Day
Mike: Hey, we're going to the bar. You wanna come?
Me: What's it going to be like?
Mike: A bunch of horny drunk single people.
Me: Wow, that's pretty depressing.
Mike: Yeah, you should come.
Me: I'll go if I can't find anything more depressing to do.
(My search for a perfectly miserably Valentine's day continues. -insert "soon" meme-)
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WatchI was driving back from the beach and out of the corner of my eye I saw Batman and Superman staring out of a glass window. Switching two lanes and screeching my car breaks into the parking lot, I went to check the situation out. Unfortunately, it wasn’t really Batman or Superman BUT it was an awesome comic book store with tons of comics, justice league on constant play around the store,...
Friday Night
Closed my eyes for a ten minute nap, woke up four hours later.
AHAHAHAHA!!!!
I find too many things in life hilarious.
Such a good week. Got hours of material to refine, got an outline and three page script due tomorrow morning, hours of homework to finish this weekend, and improv! (But I love improv)
On a side note I read the comics on the union (our school’s student newspaper.) After coming to the conclusion that they all lack humor and that I...
“Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an...”
– John Keats (via msquared91)
“The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
– Oscar Wilde (via matrem)
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Tracks
It smells like metal. Well, it is metal. There’s a lady standing near the tracks. She’s got a dog on a leash with her. Man, she looks sad. Like old lady sad, that type of sad that leaves your mouth dry. Even the dog looks sad. Smells cold. Is it the rust that smells cold? No-no-no the breeze makes it cold. I think it’s just the metal. I turn to block out the wind at an angle. It doesn’t work. At...
