December 2011
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WatchOne of my favorite scenes in all of everything.
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Running into an Ex (Hypothetical)
Ex: Hey!
Me: ah, Heeey
(I realizes I'm still in my pajamas.)
Ex: How've you been?
Me: I'm doing well. How about you?
Ex: I'm great... Pajamas? 12:30?
(She says it in a joking manner, but I'm not having it.)
Me: Well you're not my girlfriend anymore so I don't have to worry about that.
Ex: Well you're right cuz I have a boyfriend.
Me: Oh, that's great. I'm guessing it's that guy you slept with.
Ex: Actually, it is.
Me: Hooow awesome ...well I'm happy for you and I hope you guys don't get into a horrible car accident any time soon. Cya.
or Hope:
you guys don't spontaneously combust.
don't get gang raped by a group of thugs.
don't die soon.
the relationship lasts forever.
you guys don't get aids.
neither of you guys come down with barely operable, massive tumors on your head and that you guys don't spend your life savings to get surgery that results in carving out half of yours or his brain... cuz that'd be awful.
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meeting people for the first time. →
flawlesslike:
When guys meet for the first time:
When girls meet for the first time:
so true.
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WatchThat time we studied.
False Alarm
I thought I was going on a date last night. You have to be prepared on a date. Most likely it won’t end up in an alcohol binge or wild sex party BUT on the off the chance that it does you gotta be prepared.
And that’s how I ended up waiting in line at the local Vons with a pack of condoms, lubrication, deodorant, and alcohol.
Yes, it was Christmas Eve. Yes, there were multiple...
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I just finished the first two seasons of Seinfeld. I feel Jewish.
So you live alone?
I’ve been asked a couple of times whether or not it gets lonely at my apartment. For awhile I couldn’t really answer with a sufficient response. But I think I’ve come to understand myself a bit more within the past few months. The easiest way to explain it is: You know that feeling you get when you’re with too many people and you want to be alone? Well that happens every...
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Death (A Play)
(From Woody Allen’s book “Without Feathers”)
A story about a man, Kleiman, awoken by the townspeople in the middle of the night. After being told a maniac is on the loose killing without reason, the reluctant Kleiman agrees to help in their plan to capture the crazed killer. Unfortunately for Kleiman the townspeople never divulge the actual plan, or what his important role in it...
“If you secretly hope that the UCB spent their spare time engaging in elaborate...”
“If the path before you is clear, you’re probably on someone else’s.”
– Joseph Campbell
They say never to write about those you care about. Exaggerated writing leads to accusations of integrity and truthful writing reveals flaws people are uncomfortable with confronting. In summation, writing can or will destroy your relationships.
But I’m young. I’ll make my own mistakes.
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Woke up to reality.
With her head on my shoulder, we watched a movie. Perfectly silent in a perfect moment. I forgot who asked who, but Lamb Chop the puppet was brought up. The next thing I know we’re both singing “This is the song that never ends” to each other. We’re dorks, we’re happy, and we’re in a dream. In real life she can’t decide what she wants. She sleeps around...
I’ll be done with season 1 & 2 of Seinfeld soon. Then it’s on to Dave Chappelle… but I still gotta read Catch 22, plus finish my scripts, and there’s those videos I haven’t finished editing-music needs to be recorded! What about improv?! There ain’t enough time in a day.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM.
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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When a song gets stuck in your head remember:
German composer, Rober Schumann, went insane from hearing the same note over and over again.
So…
WatchThat time we were on 4th
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Brandon
Sometimes i smoke so much pot i forget…
You know what’s important about this message? That friends forgive each other for fucking up quotes.
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Ice cream, burn notice, parks and recs (I may or may not have gotten a bit emotional there), and reading texts from bennett = Avoiding productivity all day.
The cup once full of chocolate ice cream sits in silence, mocking me with its “empty-ness.”
Alright, I’m getting up.
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