December 2010
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Last night's dreams (Part 2)
2nd dream:
The parking structure is packed. Have to park far from the market. O well. Parked-flash-in the market-flash got toliet paper, chips and gum. Walking to my car. I see two gangster looking dudes. I keep walking. They approach me.
Ganster looking dude 1: what’s up?
Gangster looking dude 2: what chu up to?
Me: buying some stuff. (keep walking.)
Gangster looking dudes continue to...
Last night's dreams
1st dream:
Chris and I are in an underground tunnel following Callie. We make small talk as she guides us. We learn she is trying to uncover a conspiracy the American government has been covering for years. The proof that would dis spell corruption in the white house is buried some place within these tunnels.
Callie: I’ve dug everywhere. You can see we have a system. We’ve even made...
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Martha
Martha: What's half vampire and half giant?
Joseph: You're sayi-
Martha: VAGIANT!!! HAHAHAHA!!
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Suck It, Wonder Woman! (book review)
OOOlivia, OOlivia, Olivia. Nice book. I laughed. It was easy to read. Well not extremely easy to read. Whoever proofed her book overlooked some basic grammar errors. Her speech pattern reflects in her writing, but doesn’t translate as well as you would hope. Overall nice little read. Cute stories. Interesting for those who want to get involved with comedy or entertainment in general. Has...
Interview with the Vampire
Last night at around 2 a.m. I decided to pop this bad boy in and watch my favorite parts over. Two hours later I had watched the movie in it’s entirety. Amazing. Brad Pitt’s acting was effy but he pulled it off. Tom Cruise was awesome. But surprisingly, I was most entertained by Kristen Dunst. She was a freaking child when they made this!!! How the fu— did she pull off such a...