February 2012
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My status update’s a hit.
Five minutes into existence and it has three likes and a comment.
I’m a fucking star.
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ridingincarswithfriends replied to your post: So incredibly lazy this morning. Class started ten…
tsk tsk whats wrong?? LOL
haha I was being reaaallly lazy. Btw I’m learning all sorts of salsa moves! Basically, I’m getting all types of rad. We gots ta salsa soon! with everyone!
So incredibly lazy this morning. Class started ten minutes ago. Fuuuuuck.
Must… jump… in shower.
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AND IN AN UNPRECEDENTED TURN OF EVENTS...
I hung out with the attractive, charming Regina all night! What?! How’d that happen?
She’s 25, female (yet to be proven), funny, and genuinely nice.
That was random! She… what? I’m a little confused. I feel like there may be something going on there… But I don’t know if I should ask her out, or if that was just a really nice time shared between two friends....
The Search Ends?
Me: I don't know what to do yet.
Brandon: You want to get high and watch When Harry Met Sally?
Me: It's perfect. The search... it's over.
Brandon: huh-
Me: shhh... shhh Brandon, It's okay. It's all going to be okay.
The Search Continues.
I just want to do something really sad and almost pathetic. LIke furiously masturbate… no-no-no. I can start off my night by furiously masturbating, then drink a bottle of whiskey alone in my apartment, afterwards I’ll call all my ex-girlfriends drunk, I’ll go on facebook to find couples and sarcastically comment “I’m so happy for you.” The night will peak...
Valentine's Day
Mike: Hey, we're going to the bar. You wanna come?
Me: What's it going to be like?
Mike: A bunch of horny drunk single people.
Me: Wow, that's pretty depressing.
Mike: Yeah, you should come.
Me: I'll go if I can't find anything more depressing to do.
(My search for a perfectly miserably Valentine's day continues. -insert "soon" meme-)
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WatchI was driving back from the beach and out of the corner of my eye I saw Batman and Superman staring out of a glass window. Switching two lanes and screeching my car breaks into the parking lot, I went to check the situation out. Unfortunately, it wasn’t really Batman or Superman BUT it was an awesome comic book store with tons of comics, justice league on constant play around the store,...
Friday Night
Closed my eyes for a ten minute nap, woke up four hours later.
AHAHAHAHA!!!!
I find too many things in life hilarious.
Such a good week. Got hours of material to refine, got an outline and three page script due tomorrow morning, hours of homework to finish this weekend, and improv! (But I love improv)
On a side note I read the comics on the union (our school’s student newspaper.) After coming to the conclusion that they all lack humor and that I...
“Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an...”
– John Keats (via msquared91)
“The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
– Oscar Wilde (via matrem)
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Tracks
It smells like metal. Well, it is metal. There’s a lady standing near the tracks. She’s got a dog on a leash with her. Man, she looks sad. Like old lady sad, that type of sad that leaves your mouth dry. Even the dog looks sad. Smells cold. Is it the rust that smells cold? No-no-no the breeze makes it cold. I think it’s just the metal. I turn to block out the wind at an angle. It doesn’t work. At...
January 2012
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I have an amazzzzzzing schedule this semester, but it’s also time consuming as fuu-
Piano, Salsa, Production 2, Acting, Lighting, Writing, Comedy, Improv
I probably won’t be posting as much anymore. I’ll try, but I can’t guarantee anything. Sorry followers.
HaHa Cafe (Part 1) -Henry Hill Narrative
“Hey, Joseph you’ve won four free tickets to the 8:30 show on Saturday. Congratulations.”
The tickets, I remember losing my head over those tickets. Yeah they’re only 15 bucks a pop but where I come from a prize is a prize. I tell Ricky and Lauren but they’re busy doing favors for this guy and that guy. Only person I could ever find with as much of nothing to do as I did was...
Unsatisfying part 2 (Regular Narrative)
“Hey, lets get five guys before we go to the comedy show.”
“Sure.”
We’re sitting at five guys BAM I can’t feel my lips. I look down and there’s a ravaged paper bag with trails of meat juice, but I don’t remember eating a burger. Brush it off, I got a show to get to. We’re in the car. I’m driving. Almost to the freeway. What’s a...
stand up for the first time!
I just came back from my first set of stand up at an open mic in van nuys! It was aweeeesome!!! I can’t believe I got laughs! I went with an improv friend of mine, and he told me I killed and I feel like I did! I didn’t get all the laughs I wanted, but I got the few big laughs I needed. Oh lawwwwdy it feels good. I think I used my best three stories though. I gotta go back and work on...
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